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It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

Aug 6, 2024

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The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham.

Aug 6, 2024

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Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race.

Aug 6, 2024

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She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon.

Aug 5, 2024

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She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self.

Aug 5, 2024

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I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here.

Aug 5, 2024

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She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.

Aug 5, 2024

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Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue.

Aug 5, 2024

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I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was.

Aug 2, 2024

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It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.

Aug 2, 2024

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