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I’ll have you know I’ve written over fifty novels

Oct 30, 2024

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They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.

Oct 30, 2024

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It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die.

Oct 30, 2024

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Be careful with that butter knife.

Oct 30, 2024

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Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.

Oct 30, 2024

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Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires.

Oct 30, 2024

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When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.

Oct 30, 2024

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The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it.

Oct 30, 2024

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She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.

Oct 9, 2024

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The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.

Oct 9, 2024

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